it begins with a fit babe with a top hat walking on stage
then a pair of TVR's fly in and do some donuts on stage
then 3 presenters drive in
Hammond Stares at my camera.... scary
Jeremy Clarkson with his Spyker
Richard Hammond with his lime green dodge charger
and Tiff Needell with his Ariel Atom
some random guy does some spinning of sorts
after that, hammond calls on for some spinning, MPH stylée...
then some dude drives in with some bike engine powered hot rod and starts doing donuts
and jumps out of and off the car while the car still does donuts without a driver, runs back behind stage, and comes back out with a red TVR and does the same
then finally comes out with a Saab convertible. and does reverse donuts with it
so.... 3 cars. doing donuts without driver
random guy still doing his plate spinning thing...
next. Heath and Safety man comes out from his caravan at the side of the stage, and stops all the action.
the 3 presenters hate the health and safety mans guts
suddenly a single man hovercraft comes out on stage and does a few spins
and the car show resumes
out comes a Noble M400 GTO
then a Farboud GT
then a Lotus Exige
then a Vauxhall Monaro
clarkson challenges needell to a race around a figure of 8 circuit around the stage...
Vauxhall Monaro vs. Lotus Exige
The Monaro wins.
"Ladies and gents, i present to you the worlds fastest blue wale!" says Clarkson
next, Tiff gets pushed on stage whilst sitting in a Lotus F1 car.
unfortunately, not allowed to start the engine of the F1 car because of the health and safety man....
Richard Hammond loses his cool, and runs towards the H&S mans caravan and kills him
Not finished....
To be continued.....
Edit...... sorry. i can't be arsed to finish this off..... its gonna take forever to finish off the blog.
Meanwhile, Go here MPH '04 Highlights
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